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UK CRIPPLED after freak “1 millimeter” snowstorm hits the roads

Shock horror as up to 1 MILLIMETER of snow fell on higher towns and villages. To lower ground, up to a deadly millimeter fell. Gritters have been overturned and cars abandoned after the shock snow flurry swept over the UK last night. Many residents fear travel disruption as the trains have been affected badly by this.

Manager at rail UK says “We have sadly had to suspend a number of services in and out of London, Birmingham and Manchester today for health and safety reasons.”.

Manager at UK Airport central says “Our Airports are not designed to cope with this amount of snow, only snow that is not visible to the naked eye”.

The prime minister has issued an urgent announcement advising residents to stay indoors. Shelves have been “wiped clean” in many areas after the first few flakes fell yesterday. Residents are URGED to stay indoors and heed warnings where and when possible.

The Weather Office has issued a warning for | YELLLOW | SNOW | advising residents not to go near it if possible. It may be contaminated. Residents of Scotland however have received 3 feet of snow and are reportedly driving around as normal, which caused many UK citizens to faint upon viewing the footage, and residents are also advised that this is a joke post!