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A man with hair of the ginger-variety has combusted today in the streets of London.
This disturbing image was released of him shortly before the event took place.
This happened around 4:45pm this afternoon. Shortly before this happened, passers by spotted the man running around trying to find shade. ” Fricking Freckles are rapidly developing allover my body, I can’t take it anymore” one witness, said they heard from the man.
Shortly after this, the mans skin began to steam and fry up like a fried egg on a black car in the Sahara desert. “Bits of his skin started to crinkle, we knew something was up”, witnesses added.
“Then, in a flash, he combusted”. For a second before he did, he was mistaken for a large organic orange from the local Sainsburys. Large amounts of Carbon Dioxide were released into the atmosphere when he combusted, due to the heat.