(Posted on Satire on 25th December 2020)
The Met Office have issued a UK Weather-Warning today after atmospheric detection instruments picked up on high amounts of LYNX Africa in the atmosphere. One expert said “this may be linked to the high amount of Lynx Africa sprays being opened and used in households across the UK today”.
They also warned that, following a brief lul in concentrations, between the hours of 5 and 8pm concentrations may peak once more as people use their new sprays to try and dilute the smell of off Turkey and alcohol. People need to take precautions, low visibility is also possible.
Please remember, this is posted in SATIRE. There are no actual weather warnings in force today, however keep an eye on the Met Office website to see if any do appear.