NOTE – THIS IS POSTED IN SATIRE/ HUMOR. Therefore, anything mentioned in this particularly post is not reflective of the real world environment.
Dominic Cummings has been found hosting huge “illegal rave” to supposedly “test his hearing”.
In recent weeks, there has been a great deal of upset over Dominic traveling 260 miles during lockdown. He said sections of the drive were intended to “test his eyesight”.
On Friday, a massive rave was hosted outside Dominic’s house after he reported having trouble hearing properly. He is being questioned at present as to why he didn’t just go to get his hearing checked and instead, decided to blast out extremely loud music, annoying neighbors in the London borough which he resides.
One neighbor, Derek, said “I spoke to Dominic yesterday and he said he had a slight earache in one ear”. I asked him what he’s going to do, perhaps “get it checked”. Dominic returned with “time to blast out the dance anthems baby”. No further news has yet been reported.