A couple from the UK are “shocked” and “feel cheated” after discovering they’re married. At 10:30pm, Facebook went down for millions of users. This caused one couple, from Herefordshire, to check their house for other people. They discovered they were in fact MARRIED. This caused them to speak to each other for the first time since 2007.
“We’re shocked, but feel cheated” they said. However, they also said that they’re happy that there is someone else to do the chores and help with housework.
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