It came as a big surprise. A strange yellow shiny thing has been spotted in the sky above some people’s heads in the UK leaving people scratching their heads with confusion.
Could be aliens?
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“It’s big, yellow, it’s shiny and I can’t quite remember what it is. It reminds me of my “past life” – I’m having flashbacks of the 70’s!” – said one bemused Mancunian.
Another person in the Midlands was using an umbrella when suddenly a bizzare glow of light shun through it, and dazzled the man. “I fainted I couldn’t believe it, there’s a fire in the sky”. “Aint no body got time for that” he said.
Scientists say that the object is a actually natural phenomenon – and it’s nothing to worry about. In fact it is known as a star and it powers our solar system. “In tropical countries this natural phenomenon happens every day – it’s just that we aren’t used to it in this country, so it came as a big surprise”.
Spokesman from the UK Weather Office issued the warning “be careful who you bring home with you tonight, because you may be stuck with them for the entire weekend”.
Some UK residents, however, seem to know it by “the sunshine!” and say that others have forgot it because it’s been p***** it down for so long.